“Aim towards the Enemy.” – Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” – U.S. Air Force Manual

“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” – US Infantry Journal

“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.” USAF

“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” – US Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. – U.S. Marine Corps

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” – US Infantry Journal

“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.” – Joe Gay

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” U.S. Marine Corps

“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.” USAF